Hampton Roads Edition

Kinja'd!!! "Scimitar7" (Scimitar7)
07/01/2016 at 07:57 • Filed to: None

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You claimed “I know what I have...”

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In third place, we have this “super rare" Boston Whaler

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Now, I’ll admit I know nothing about boats except that they (usually) float and some are powered by Chevy engines; but this smells fishy to me.

In second place we have this REBUILT Honda Rebel:

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I call CP only because my former neighbors had two that were in better shape that they paid the same amount for.

But the winner... the one that made me say “really??” the loudest and most ridiculously has got to be this:

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Now, full disclosure, I do feel a LITTLE bad joking on this guy due to his apparent “health issues” that are forcing the sale, but come on... who puts “no lowballers, I know what I have” on something like this? I mean, how rare can a hot dog cart be?


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes > Scimitar7
07/01/2016 at 08:06

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The boat terrifies me. I trust it to run “in the right conditions” yeah I’ll stick to solid ground, thanks!


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Scimitar7
07/01/2016 at 08:14

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This is my new favorite CL search.

A 1999 Lincoln Continental:

http://burlington.craigslist.org/cto/5624776685…

Dorchester stoneware pottery:

http://providence.craigslist.org/atq/5656940946…

And of course, a Martin’s Potato Bread delivery route:

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/bfs/565508…


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Scimitar7
07/01/2016 at 08:35

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the boat IS rare, and that price isn’t immediately outrageous given the list of work...but I’d go lower.

that Rebel 250 is total crack pipe. Should be $800, max in that condition.

the hotdog cart looks like a good deal.


Kinja'd!!! Scimitar7 > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
07/01/2016 at 08:52

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I wondered that about the boat, but again, I know little to nothing of boats.

The hot dog cart may very well be a great deal, but who puts “I know what I have” on a post for a hot dog cart? I mean, we ALL know what you have... It’s a @#$% hot dog cart!


Kinja'd!!! Scimitar7 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
07/01/2016 at 08:54

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My response to the potato bread route:

Da fuq???


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Scimitar7
07/01/2016 at 09:04

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heh, you’ve obviously never shopped the wild and wooly world of food-service vehicles. The number of people trying to sell equipment that is falling apart or can’t be updated to pass health inspection without a ground-up restoration is mind blowing. Thats a nice, clean, modern cart on a new trailer for less than a lot of people try to sell thier shitty old Grumman conversion with a leaky roof, wood counters, missing body rivets, bald tires, no brakes, a rusty frame and blown head gasket. Fuckin’ hipsters even ruined food trucks. This is a low-end, but turn-key money maker .